Shitshow Natural Wax Candle | Cedar, Tobacco, Vanilla and Whiskey
If this name resonates with you, wait until you smell it. Shitshow is the calm your life has been waiting for. People grab this candle and say, “oohhh it reminds me of something from my childhood” but they never pinpoint what. This is the such an amazing smell. When you use it in your house it just smells clean and outdoorsy, and oh so lovely.
This candle features hints of old, musky cedar wood, whiskey, and tobacco, with undertones of Pacific NW fir trees and smokey vanilla.
Candle Notes-
Top: Cherry, Cooling Menthol, Subtle Orange Zest, Cooling Pine
Middle: Texas Cedar, Cashmere, Sugary Cotton Candy, Spicy Anise and Cardamom, Mossy Wood
Bottom: Sweet Musk, Vanilla, Wet Soil,
Shitshow is our custom blend of cedar, tobacco and whiskey. This scent is one of our most popular scents (second only to Morning Sex). If you loved watching shiplap walls go up on the favorite renovation show, or you love walking through the damp PNW forests, you will fall for our Shitshow candle. This candle gives off a warmth like your backyard fire pit.
All our candles are made of a blend of pure coconut and soy wax. No paraffin, nor any petroleum based ingredients are ever used. All our scents are custom blended in house and are made of natural, clean, phthalate and paraben free fragrances. Even the most sensitive customers can burn our candles and enjoy every minute! Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.
We sell our Shitshow scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!
Burning Instructions:
You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.
10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.
4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.
Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.
Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.
Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.
When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.
If this name resonates with you, wait until you smell it. Shitshow is the calm your life has been waiting for. People grab this candle and say, “oohhh it reminds me of something from my childhood” but they never pinpoint what. This is the such an amazing smell. When you use it in your house it just smells clean and outdoorsy, and oh so lovely.
This candle features hints of old, musky cedar wood, whiskey, and tobacco, with undertones of Pacific NW fir trees and smokey vanilla.
Candle Notes-
Top: Cherry, Cooling Menthol, Subtle Orange Zest, Cooling Pine
Middle: Texas Cedar, Cashmere, Sugary Cotton Candy, Spicy Anise and Cardamom, Mossy Wood
Bottom: Sweet Musk, Vanilla, Wet Soil,
Shitshow is our custom blend of cedar, tobacco and whiskey. This scent is one of our most popular scents (second only to Morning Sex). If you loved watching shiplap walls go up on the favorite renovation show, or you love walking through the damp PNW forests, you will fall for our Shitshow candle. This candle gives off a warmth like your backyard fire pit.
All our candles are made of a blend of pure coconut and soy wax. No paraffin, nor any petroleum based ingredients are ever used. All our scents are custom blended in house and are made of natural, clean, phthalate and paraben free fragrances. Even the most sensitive customers can burn our candles and enjoy every minute! Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.
We sell our Shitshow scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!
Burning Instructions:
You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.
10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.
4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.
Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.
Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.
Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.
When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.
If this name resonates with you, wait until you smell it. Shitshow is the calm your life has been waiting for. People grab this candle and say, “oohhh it reminds me of something from my childhood” but they never pinpoint what. This is the such an amazing smell. When you use it in your house it just smells clean and outdoorsy, and oh so lovely.
This candle features hints of old, musky cedar wood, whiskey, and tobacco, with undertones of Pacific NW fir trees and smokey vanilla.
Candle Notes-
Top: Cherry, Cooling Menthol, Subtle Orange Zest, Cooling Pine
Middle: Texas Cedar, Cashmere, Sugary Cotton Candy, Spicy Anise and Cardamom, Mossy Wood
Bottom: Sweet Musk, Vanilla, Wet Soil,
Shitshow is our custom blend of cedar, tobacco and whiskey. This scent is one of our most popular scents (second only to Morning Sex). If you loved watching shiplap walls go up on the favorite renovation show, or you love walking through the damp PNW forests, you will fall for our Shitshow candle. This candle gives off a warmth like your backyard fire pit.
All our candles are made of a blend of pure coconut and soy wax. No paraffin, nor any petroleum based ingredients are ever used. All our scents are custom blended in house and are made of natural, clean, phthalate and paraben free fragrances. Even the most sensitive customers can burn our candles and enjoy every minute! Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.
We sell our Shitshow scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!
Burning Instructions:
You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.
10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.
4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.
Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.
Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.
Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.
When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.
10 ounce candle; 60 hour burn time
4 ounce candles will burn for approximately 10-12 hours
Hand poured in Portland, Oregon
Made with Coconut, Beeswax and Soy Waxes (no paraffin, ever!)
Poured in 100% recycled Spanish glass jars for the 10oz candles
All Natural Fragrances specifically curated for Portlandia Candle Company
Cotton wicks with a vegetable wax coating only (no petroleum, no metal ever)
Recyclable Packaging; the bags for the Wax Crack Melts is biodegradable so put it in your compost bin!
Veteran Owned and Operated Company