My Wife's Snatch Natural Wax Candle | Italian Neroli and Gingered Peach Fragrance
Whelp, it’s been a few days because, y’know, life is hard. You’re a busy guy, after all. But if one thing is true, it’s that your wife knows you love her. All of her. Show her as much with this heavenly and inviting Italian Neroli and Gingered Peach scented candle. Giddyup, big fella. Viva la Vulva!!
If you guessed that this candle is our best seller, you are correct. We get people who are afraid to smell it, because apparently they have had very negatives interactions with snatches, but once they do they buy it! Not only does this candle have THE BEST name, it also has the best smell. Hands down the scent we run out of at every show.
About the Portlandia Candles Artwork: Jake Nolan Ellzey of PNW Tattoo Collective in Sandy, Oregon created this beautiful … umm, Orchid? Tulip? Whatever it is, it sure looks inviting, just like the fresh flower bouquets do at the store, or like a basket of peaches do at the farmer’s market. Place your My Wife’s Snatch candle where both you and your wife can appreciate the lightly scented perfume of fresh, ripe peaches … and cream? We’re pretty sure you both you and your wife will be drawn in by the fulfilling, but not overpowering aroma of My Wife’s Snatch.
This one of a kind fragrance starts with a bright burst of fresh peaches blended with coconut, a little warm vanilla, and a subtle base note of orange peel. Nothing overpowering about this candle.
Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.
We sell our My Wife’s Snatch scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!
Candle Notes-
Top: White Peach, Strawberry, Neroli, Bourbon Vanilla
Middle: Sweet Ginger, Buchu, Italian Bergamot, Orange Peel, Grapefruit,
Bottom: Cedar, Cream, Woody Base, Coconut Cream
Burning Instructions:
You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.
10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.
4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.
Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.
Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.
Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.
When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.
Whelp, it’s been a few days because, y’know, life is hard. You’re a busy guy, after all. But if one thing is true, it’s that your wife knows you love her. All of her. Show her as much with this heavenly and inviting Italian Neroli and Gingered Peach scented candle. Giddyup, big fella. Viva la Vulva!!
If you guessed that this candle is our best seller, you are correct. We get people who are afraid to smell it, because apparently they have had very negatives interactions with snatches, but once they do they buy it! Not only does this candle have THE BEST name, it also has the best smell. Hands down the scent we run out of at every show.
About the Portlandia Candles Artwork: Jake Nolan Ellzey of PNW Tattoo Collective in Sandy, Oregon created this beautiful … umm, Orchid? Tulip? Whatever it is, it sure looks inviting, just like the fresh flower bouquets do at the store, or like a basket of peaches do at the farmer’s market. Place your My Wife’s Snatch candle where both you and your wife can appreciate the lightly scented perfume of fresh, ripe peaches … and cream? We’re pretty sure you both you and your wife will be drawn in by the fulfilling, but not overpowering aroma of My Wife’s Snatch.
This one of a kind fragrance starts with a bright burst of fresh peaches blended with coconut, a little warm vanilla, and a subtle base note of orange peel. Nothing overpowering about this candle.
Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.
We sell our My Wife’s Snatch scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!
Candle Notes-
Top: White Peach, Strawberry, Neroli, Bourbon Vanilla
Middle: Sweet Ginger, Buchu, Italian Bergamot, Orange Peel, Grapefruit,
Bottom: Cedar, Cream, Woody Base, Coconut Cream
Burning Instructions:
You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.
10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.
4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.
Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.
Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.
Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.
When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.
Whelp, it’s been a few days because, y’know, life is hard. You’re a busy guy, after all. But if one thing is true, it’s that your wife knows you love her. All of her. Show her as much with this heavenly and inviting Italian Neroli and Gingered Peach scented candle. Giddyup, big fella. Viva la Vulva!!
If you guessed that this candle is our best seller, you are correct. We get people who are afraid to smell it, because apparently they have had very negatives interactions with snatches, but once they do they buy it! Not only does this candle have THE BEST name, it also has the best smell. Hands down the scent we run out of at every show.
About the Portlandia Candles Artwork: Jake Nolan Ellzey of PNW Tattoo Collective in Sandy, Oregon created this beautiful … umm, Orchid? Tulip? Whatever it is, it sure looks inviting, just like the fresh flower bouquets do at the store, or like a basket of peaches do at the farmer’s market. Place your My Wife’s Snatch candle where both you and your wife can appreciate the lightly scented perfume of fresh, ripe peaches … and cream? We’re pretty sure you both you and your wife will be drawn in by the fulfilling, but not overpowering aroma of My Wife’s Snatch.
This one of a kind fragrance starts with a bright burst of fresh peaches blended with coconut, a little warm vanilla, and a subtle base note of orange peel. Nothing overpowering about this candle.
Our candles are made out of a blend of soy, coconut and beeswax candles. This gives you a long burning time and great scent throw. Our candles give off enough scent to fill up a room.
We sell our My Wife’s Snatch scent in a 10oz candle, filled into recycled Spanish glass container with a cotton wick. We also have it in a decorative 4oz gold tin or in 1 pound crack wax melt bag. The wax crack bag is made out of biodegradable material, our tin is solid metal, and the glass is 100% recycled glass so please recycle when done!
Candle Notes-
Top: White Peach, Strawberry, Neroli, Bourbon Vanilla
Middle: Sweet Ginger, Buchu, Italian Bergamot, Orange Peel, Grapefruit,
Bottom: Cedar, Cream, Woody Base, Coconut Cream
Burning Instructions:
You always want to burn your candle at least 1 hour for every inch across. This is how you ensure no tunneling and that you get the full burn from every candle.
10oz candle should be allowed to burn at least 3 hours before you extinguish it.
4oz tin will need about 90 minutes before you extinguish it.
Wax Crack Melts- those can be used in any wax melter and you can change them as often as you want to freshen up your scent. Wax Crack Melts are random sizes chunks of wax, so you can easily break them down into your desired size.
Always burn candles on a safe, surface with nothing over the top of the candle.
Our wicks are self-trimming so you should never have to cut your wick BUT if for some reason you do, cut it to about 1/4-1/2” long to start burning.
When your candle is all done (sad, I know), get on here and order another one AND clean out the glass and re-use it. The 10oz candle containers make great highball glasses. The tins and the brown bag are both 100% recyclable.
10 ounce candle; 60 hour burn time
4 ounce candles will burn for approximately 10-12 hours
Hand poured in Portland, Oregon
Made with Coconut, Beeswax and Soy Waxes (no paraffin, ever!)
Poured in 100% recycled Spanish glass jars for the 10oz candles
All Natural Fragrances specifically curated for Portlandia Candle Company
Cotton wicks with a vegetable wax coating only (no petroleum, no metal ever)
Recyclable Packaging; the bags for the Wax Crack Melts is biodegradable so put it in your compost bin!
Veteran Owned and Operated Company